Elf Bowling: The Movie

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from WTF DVDs.

Kayak Fitness - The Fusion of Sport and Exercise

After you have mastered the Essential Skills and Safety of Kayaking, start ignoring all of those skills by jogging in place in your kayak.

Da Block Party 2

Because Da Block Party was so successful, the public demanded a sequel. The surprise cliffhanger ending, with Da Block Party frozen in carbonite and sold to the bounty hunters, sets up the pulse-pounding conclusion to Da Inevitable Block Party trilogy.

Life Ain't No Crystal Stair

To: Marketing Department

Re: DVD Cover Design

When we asked for a stair step design for Life Ain't No Crystal Stair, we did not want for something that could be read as Stair Crystal Ain't No Life.

Do You Know the Muffin Man?

Watch in horror as a typical American suburban family develops gluten allergies and can no longer eat muffins! They are consequently terrorized by the muffin man, who forces them to eat a bunch of pastry goodness.

Bling

Gasgsta rap is dangerous? Huh. Who knew?

Summer of the Monkeys

"I've got this idea for a movie like Year of the Dragon, but with monkeys."
"Brilliant! That is the best pitch I have ever heard. Here is $5 million!"

Adults with ADHD

"Little Timmy, get that out of your mouth- oh look! A frog!"

Shaolin Wooden Dummy

Shaolin ventriloquists get so frustrated sometimes they beat their wooden dummies up. "Be funny!" they scream, hoping against hope the dummy will not bring shame on their families.

Frauds Gone Wild - Protecting Yourself from Elder Fraud

Man on cover: Eh, these kids these days with their elder fraud and going wild on Spring Break. Makes my head hurt, all of the toplessness and the fraudulent behavior.

Guns Don't Argue!

The Lakeview Centennial High School Speech and Debate team learns the hard way that well-reasoned, impassioned arguments don't always work.

Oedipus Mayor

It was prophesied that he would kill his governor and marry his senator. Can he challenge his fate or will he be condemned to the hell of zoning regulations?

Submissions and Pins from Carnival-Style Catch-as-Catch-Can

The Amazon listing decides to ignore the title printed on the box (Submissions and Pins from Carnival-Style Catch-as-Catch-Can) in favor of the more marketable title, Submissions and Pins from Carnival Style Catch Wrestling.

Neither of these titles really explains the look on that guy's face as his spine is twisted into a pretzel by Martin Sheen's evil twin.

Deserts, Casinos, and UFOs

Here's the secret to seeing UFOs:

1) Drink heavily at the casinos.
2) Wander around the brain-frying heat of the desert.
3) You will see UFOs.

Writing a Great Research Paper - Plagiarism & Other Pitfalls

Researchers everywhere cried at the tragic twist ending when it is revealed that plagiarism is wrong.

Don't Torture a Duckling

PETA goes on a rampage and decides to kill all humans who have ever thought anything other than cute and fuzzy thoughts towards members of the animal kingdom. Their mantra, "Don't Torture a Duckling" is invoked every time they torture a person.

The Human Side of Lean Manufacturing

It's people! The secret to lean manufacturing is people!

Discover How to Install and Configure Firefox for an Incredible Internet Experience

I will save you $15.00 and 29 minutes. 1) Download Firefox. 2) Double-click the installer. 3) Throw your hands up in the air like a supermodel achieving a fleeting moment of intellectual victory.

Crack Heads Gone Wild!

Seriously, do you want to see naked crack heads?

No. No you do not.

Cheney's Tommorow Never Comes

A harrowing quail hunting trip with the vice president results in a product advertised as Mind-Numbingly Bad. Only in politics.

Chinese Massage: Ear Massage

After a tense day of running, lifting, or straining all of my muscles, the first thing that comes to mind is, naturally, a nice, relaxing ear massage.

Mejor Del Chapulin Colorado 9

I had no idea Bumblebee Man on the Simpsons was based on a real person. I wish he were happier about it.

A Tale of Two Pizzas

It was the best of pepperoni, it was the worst of pepperoni...

I count five... six... SEVEN people on the cover and NO PIZZAS! Whatever happened to truth in advertising?

Iron Palm in 100 Days

Day 1 - replace the tip of your right pinky with an iron prosthetic.

Day 2 - replace the tip of your right ring finger with an iron prosthetic.

Day 2 - replace the tip of your right middle finger with an iron prosthetic.

etc.