Thursday, November 29, 2007

Don't Torture a Duckling


PETA goes on a rampage and decides to kill all humans who have ever thought anything other than cute and fuzzy thoughts towards members of the animal kingdom. Their mantra, "Don't Torture a Duckling" is invoked every time they torture a person.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Friday, November 23, 2007

Cheney's Tommorow Never Comes


A harrowing quail hunting trip with the vice president results in a product advertised as Mind-Numbingly Bad. Only in politics.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Chinese Massage: Ear Massage


After a tense day of running, lifting, or straining all of my muscles, the first thing that comes to mind is, naturally, a nice, relaxing ear massage.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Mejor Del Chapulin Colorado 9



I had no idea Bumblebee Man on the Simpsons was based on a real person. I wish he were happier about it.