Don't Torture a Duckling

PETA goes on a rampage and decides to kill all humans who have ever thought anything other than cute and fuzzy thoughts towards members of the animal kingdom. Their mantra, "Don't Torture a Duckling" is invoked every time they torture a person.

Baxter

Sure, they talk big with their "He'll love you to death." tagline, but I bet you anything there is one of those namby-pamby "no animals were harmed during the making of this film" message in the credits.

If you take away the Photoshop Lens Flares, scratches, and excessive drool, this picture is ready-made for one of those "I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER" captions.

I HAZ TEH HUNGERS, K THX BYE