Monday, November 17, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Never Cry Werewolf



When I see this cover, all I can think is, "That beast must have REALLY bad breath!"

Johnny Legend Presents Blonde Mania



Who needs a zombie attack when there are BLONDS ON THE LOOSE!

Fish Tales



"I once saw a movie and it was thiiiiiis good!"

"Grandpa, stop lying."

Baby Blues



Brought to you by the people who wrote H.R. Geiger's Guide to Natural Childbirth.

Friday Double Feature - 13 Game of Death / 13 Hours in a Warehouse




Ah, the number 13... Is there anything you can't sell?

The Herdsman


Ah, there is nothing quite as beautiful as the love between a herdsman and his horse.

Vanaja


Oh, how I pity the poor dumb frat boy who picks up this film, thinking the title is really pronounced, "Va-jay-jay."

Trade


So, what will you give me for this DVD? Good trade, huh?

Watch Me


Hmmmm... should I watch this one?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

The Killing Gene


It turns out that Gene, the guy who made some of you fat, is now killing people.

My question to everyone who studies guys named Gene (Gene-itucussts) is this: When will they find the Gene that makes you irresistible to kittens?