Grizzly Rage

I understand the bear was really into method acting and listened to a lot of Eminem to get into the right frame of rage.

Cruel World

I bet everyone who returns this to the rental place goes, "Goodbye, Cruel World."

Cave Girl

I love how in prehistoric times, the ancient people could still give someone a perm.

Friday Double Feature - Blood Monkey / Fire Serpent

Oh, if only biologists stopped naming animals and let the movie producers take over....

Who's Your Monkey?

FINALLY someone has decided to tackle one of the greatest mysteries of life. What is the purpose of life? Why are we here? Who's your monkey?

The Brain Fitness Program

Coach can I sit this one out? I think I pulled a lobe with that last quadratic equation.

The Zen of Screaming

Looks like those toddlers in the airplane seat behind me were really just meditating.

Skateboarding Explained

Unfortunately, this doesn't explain the haircuts.

Friday Double Feature - Kung Fu Kisses / Love Lies Bleeding

What happens when you have Kung Fu Kisses? Love Lies Bleeding.

Potty Power

I just hope it tells them to use their power for good, not evil.

Secret Weapons for the Modern Drummer

What do you bet one of the secret weapons is drugs?

SuperCroc

Yes, but what is it a SuperCroc of?

Fear House

In a bold and cutting edge move, Fear House is both a haunted house film AND a sub-prime mortgage documentary.

Sample dialog:

"Sign here. And here. And here. Aaaand here. And here."

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"

The Cook

In the tradition of Prince, P-Diddy, and MC Hammer, Dane Cook decides to start calling himself The Cook.

Mammoth: The Original Uncut Version

For years, we have been watching the destroyed-by-the-studio version of Mammoth, never knowing the director's true vision.

Until now, that is. The Original Uncut Version is finally available! Hooray for artistic freedom and hairy, hairy elephants.

Alien Invasion Arizona

Looks like that border fence didn't help.

Kings of South Beach

Those South Bach Diet people take out those Atkins heretics in this action-packed weight-loss slugfest.

Bottom Feeder

Who wants to eat a bottom? Ew.

Eden Formula

Doesn't Eden Formula sound like some sort of moisturizing cream? WRONG! It makes your skin scaly and your teeth sharp.

Kaw

Kaw, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in me
(you've got a friend in me)

Kaw, you're always flapping here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's one thing you should know
You've got a place to go
(you've got a place to go)

I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
Kaw, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd drop their jaw
If they had a friend like Kaw
(a friend) Like Kaw
(like Kaw) Like Kaw