Elf Bowling: The Movie

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from WTF DVDs.

Kayak Fitness - The Fusion of Sport and Exercise

After you have mastered the Essential Skills and Safety of Kayaking, start ignoring all of those skills by jogging in place in your kayak.

Da Block Party 2

Because Da Block Party was so successful, the public demanded a sequel. The surprise cliffhanger ending, with Da Block Party frozen in carbonite and sold to the bounty hunters, sets up the pulse-pounding conclusion to Da Inevitable Block Party trilogy.

Life Ain't No Crystal Stair

To: Marketing Department

Re: DVD Cover Design

When we asked for a stair step design for Life Ain't No Crystal Stair, we did not want for something that could be read as Stair Crystal Ain't No Life.

Do You Know the Muffin Man?

Watch in horror as a typical American suburban family develops gluten allergies and can no longer eat muffins! They are consequently terrorized by the muffin man, who forces them to eat a bunch of pastry goodness.

Bling

Gasgsta rap is dangerous? Huh. Who knew?

Summer of the Monkeys

"I've got this idea for a movie like Year of the Dragon, but with monkeys."
"Brilliant! That is the best pitch I have ever heard. Here is $5 million!"

Adults with ADHD

"Little Timmy, get that out of your mouth- oh look! A frog!"

Shaolin Wooden Dummy

Shaolin ventriloquists get so frustrated sometimes they beat their wooden dummies up. "Be funny!" they scream, hoping against hope the dummy will not bring shame on their families.

Frauds Gone Wild - Protecting Yourself from Elder Fraud

Man on cover: Eh, these kids these days with their elder fraud and going wild on Spring Break. Makes my head hurt, all of the toplessness and the fraudulent behavior.

Guns Don't Argue!

The Lakeview Centennial High School Speech and Debate team learns the hard way that well-reasoned, impassioned arguments don't always work.

Oedipus Mayor

It was prophesied that he would kill his governor and marry his senator. Can he challenge his fate or will he be condemned to the hell of zoning regulations?

Submissions and Pins from Carnival-Style Catch-as-Catch-Can

The Amazon listing decides to ignore the title printed on the box (Submissions and Pins from Carnival-Style Catch-as-Catch-Can) in favor of the more marketable title, Submissions and Pins from Carnival Style Catch Wrestling.

Neither of these titles really explains the look on that guy's face as his spine is twisted into a pretzel by Martin Sheen's evil twin.

Deserts, Casinos, and UFOs

Here's the secret to seeing UFOs:

1) Drink heavily at the casinos.
2) Wander around the brain-frying heat of the desert.
3) You will see UFOs.