Friday Double Feature - Picture This / Picture This

Picture This - two movies with the same title are wildly different, but still offer the same painful viewing experience.

Autism: The Musical

Hey, everybody! Let's put on a show and cure autism!

Hip Hop Harry - Move Those Feet

Hip Hop is officially dead.

The Hottie and the Nottie

"And when you look for a long time into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you."

-Friedrich Nietzsche

Shark Swarm

Sharks and bees mate to form a SWARM OF SHARKS THAT CAN STING! Will the water ever be safe again?

Friday Double Feature - Diamond Dogs / Missionary Man

For those of you who thought that Dolph Lundgren made only one or two movies, you are sadly mistaken.

The Lather Effect

Sequels planned:

The Rinse Effect

The Repeat Effect

An Erotic Werewolf in London

Film producer 1: You know, I went to Europe and found out those women are hairy.

Film producer 2: Whoa. You just gave me a great movie idea!

Boarding House

Ah, Death Bed, your legacy lives on.

Slogan

"Eh, let's just put the word 'Slogan' in there as a placeholder and later the Marketing Department will come up with a catchy slogan we can use as a title."

Friday Double Feature - Business Chinese / Common Chinese

With these two DVDs, you can effectively have the Chinese language version of the mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.

You Belong to Me

I can just hear Yakov Smirnoff....

"In Communist Russia, you do not own DVD. DVD owns you."

Knock Knock

A loving couple feels the horror when a wacky uncle gives their second grader a book titled 100,001 Knock Knock Jokes.

King Corn

King Corn and Queen Bean rule the peaceful Kingdom of Succotash until the evil Prince Spinach allies with sinister the Duke of Broccoli unleash a fiendish plot they call Operation: Chopped Salad.

Furtwangler's Love

"Furtwangler, how much do you love me?"

"Thiiiiiis much!"

Friday Triple Feature - Delirium / Killing Car / The Weekend: Unrated

Celebrate the career of DVD cover model Leggy McLeg Leg with three great examples of her work.

Maneater

This Hall and Oats documentary ends the way we wish it would - in carnage.

The Standard Deviants - English Pack

Deviant behavior - it is educational now.

Karaoke Terror

Japanese Horror reaches a new level of depravity by focusing on a haunted Karaoke song that kills people after they hear it.

SPOILERS: It is Copacabana.

Stupid Teenagers Must Die!

Looks like no one read the fine print on the No Child Left Behind Act.

Friday Double Feature - Bikini Bloodbath / Dead Boys

Why is it I feel kind of icky seeing headless women on cover art, yet I think it is pretty cool seeing dead emo boys?

Bad Meat

Why don't they just call this movie "entertainment botulism?"