Piejinks

Take any movie plot and add a clown. Piejinks ensue.

Chicagoland Emergency Vehicle Show

Every year, a crime wave sweeps through Chicagoland while all of their emergency vehicles are otherwise occupied.

Nard Wuar: Welcome to my Castle

Ew.

Carver

I thought this was a documentary about George Washington Carver. Turns out, I was mistaken.

Dorothy Norwood - No Request

Any requests? Anyone? Anyone? No? No requests? Please?

Urban Scenze Vol 2

What is more baffling, the fact that the word "Scene" is rewritten so it looks eerily like the word "Sneeze," the fact that they use that evil font, Comic Sans, or that the series has at least two volumes.

Fastback

Note to everyone who does professional typography - don't use this font unless you want people to misinterpret your film title, Fastback, as Fartback.

Forget About It

I honestly don't remember watching this film.

Biography - Satan: Prince of Darkness

Learn in this biography that Satan had issues with his father, and once his heavy metal band became famous, he had problems with drugs. It wasn't until Run DMC recorded Raising Hell with him that his career got back on track.

Naked Boys Singing

The Vienna Boys Choir decides to take it up a notch.

Body Language in Business

The other day when doing a presentation, an executive pointed his thumb down and made one of those p-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-th-h-h-h-h-h-h-h noises with his tongue. I wonder what he meant. Help me, Body Language in Business!

Golf Power Axis

For those of you who have never seen a game of golf - it looks NOTHING LIKE THIS. And it never will.

Toute Seule Comme Une Grande

A film about bald-headed beautiful clown women? Sign me up! Oh, wait... subtitles... then I don't know.

Your Best face Forward: Makeup Application Tips and Techniques

Female impersonators everywhere rejoice as they learn how to put Your Best face Forward!

Bendi the Jungle Girl

Bendi the Jungle Girl is a truly wild savage creature raised by the POLO SHIRT WEARING denizens of the jungle.

Nova: Secrets of Lost Empires 2

In Secrets of Lost Empires 2: Still Lost, Nova explores the demise of the Great Muppet Empire. Once long, Muppets ruled the world with great, googley-eyed statues.

Goliath and the Barbarians/Goliath and the Vampires

Before he was killed by some skinny little kid with a rock, Goliath hung out with barbarians and vampires. My guess is that he was really just a regular at comic book conventions, where barbarians and vampires mingle freely.

Gladiators Seven

It should really be named, "Gladiators Six Plus the One Dude Who is Dumb Enough to Stick His Hand in the Middle of a Bunch of Swords."