Unemployed

Happy Labor Day!

Friday Double Feature - The Endless Orgy for the Goddess of Perversion / The Boob Tube - Sex, TV, and Ugly George

Ah, giant breasts, is there any movie you can't sell?

Special Needs

Wow. Just... wow.

TNA Wrestling - Against All Odds

All this needs is a Phil Collins theme song to be perfect.

Would I Lie to You 2?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... I punch you in the face.

Black Coffee 3 DVD Set

I like coffee as much as the next guy, but seriously? Three DVDs?

Friday Double Feature - Voice / Wig

Ah, hands sticking out of your head, is there any movie you can't sell?

Friday Double Feature will happen on Sunday

Sorry. I'm behind.

This picture should bring joy into your life, though.

Thenar Massage

Oh, Chinese massage videos, why am I compelled to keep listing you?

Puppet Show

Them puppets are creepy.

Triloquist

Them puppets are creepy.

Dick - The Devil Dared Me To

Another documentary about Richard Nixon puts forth the new theory that he was actually dared to do what he did by the devil.

Friday Double Feature - Virgin Territory / Virgin Witch

If you ever want to wreck your Amazon.com recommendations forever, I strongly recommend buying these two films.

The Unseen

"Dude, have you seen this movie?"

"No."

"Dude, this movie is the unseen."

Flakes

Hey, remember that time you said you would meet me at the movies and I showed up and you didn't? They made a DVD about you and your kind.

Antisocial Behavior

Instructional videos reach a new low.

Miss Conception

Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit when Heather Graham has trouble finding someone who wants to make a baby with her.

Friday Double Feature - How She Move / Her Best Move

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Silver Man

Before there was Saving Silverman, there was just Silver Man. See what happens when no one tries to save him.

Hybrid

The terror of increased fuel efficiency!

The Rabbit is Me

Editors everywhere cringe.