Kinky Cannibal Double Feature - Cannibal Doctor / Dinner for Two

Oh, you kinky cannibals! You've been neglected by movies for so long and now all of a sudden you get a double feature. You go!

Universal Remote

Another film inspired by household appliances. I eagerly await, the follow-up movie, Satellite Radio Receiver.

Dungeon Girl

Sadly, this is not about a girl who is totally awesome at Dungeons & Dragons.

The Audience Strikes Back

I've got a great idea - let's have the bored, angry, unsatisfied audience make the movie!

Friday Double Feature - 3A.M / 3A.M

Ah, 3 A.M. you are indeed the magic time that makes all movies seem good.

Never Cry Werewolf

When I see this cover, all I can think is, "That beast must have REALLY bad breath!"

Johnny Legend Presents Blonde Mania

Who needs a zombie attack when there are BLONDS ON THE LOOSE!

Fish Tales

"I once saw a movie and it was thiiiiiis good!"

"Grandpa, stop lying."

Baby Blues

Brought to you by the people who wrote H.R. Geiger's Guide to Natural Childbirth.

Friday Double Feature - 13 Game of Death / 13 Hours in a Warehouse

Ah, the number 13... Is there anything you can't sell?

The Herdsman

Ah, there is nothing quite as beautiful as the love between a herdsman and his horse.

Vanaja

Oh, how I pity the poor dumb frat boy who picks up this film, thinking the title is really pronounced, "Va-jay-jay."

Trade

So, what will you give me for this DVD? Good trade, huh?

Watch Me

Hmmmm... should I watch this one?

Friday Double Feature - Canabis Cup / Carnage Cup III

Ah, big cups of crap, is there anything you can't sell?

Elevator Movie

"So, how was the movie?"

"It has its ups and its downs."

The Killing Gene

It turns out that Gene, the guy who made some of you fat, is now killing people.

My question to everyone who studies guys named Gene (Gene-itucussts) is this: When will they find the Gene that makes you irresistible to kittens?

Bruce Nauman: Make Me Think

Never had a thought before? Bruce Nauman can help!

Beau Brummell - This Charming Man

If you're so charming, why do I want to slap that look off your face?

Friday Double Feature - I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With / I Want to Destroy America

It is good to want things.