Showing posts with label why. Show all posts
Showing posts with label why. Show all posts

Friday, December 14, 2007

Summer of the Monkeys


"I've got this idea for a movie like Year of the Dragon, but with monkeys."
"Brilliant! That is the best pitch I have ever heard. Here is $5 million!"

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Buy Sell Kill



Remember the last time you were at a flea market and you got bad vibes off that creepy guy who wouldn't make eye contact? Turns out it wasn't because he was socially retarded; you were creeped out because he WANTED TO KILL YOU!