Crazy Legs Conti: Zen and the Art of Competitive Eating

DVD watchers everwhere need to get up off that couch and cram as much food into their mouths as possible. Try not to think about why some guy is apparently eating in the nude, lest all that competitive eating turn into competitive projectile vomiting.

How to do the Robot

Several questions come to mind:

• Do we really need a DVD explaining how to do a 20-year-old dance?
• Is The Robot so difficult that we need an instructional video? I thought the whole point was to just keep your arms stiff at a 90-degree angle and jerk around.
• Why isn't the guy on the cover actually doing the robot?
• Why is the cover of the DVD advertising the website? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
• Do I really want to ponder why this guy is naked?