The Enigma with a Stigma

We are anxiously awaiting the religious-themed sequel, The Enigmata with the Sigmata.

Platonic Solid Rock

Wouldn't it be awesome if I got some freeware 3D modeling program, made some spikey balls with it, and made them race. Then wouldn't it be awesome if I put it on Amazon for $14.99?

Because I am a first year philosophy student, I am going to name this DVD Platonic Solid Rock. These DVDs will be so sweet and I'll be set for life if I just sell a million of them.

Dare to dream.

Simply FOBulous

The world's first mail-order HUSBAND! apparently uses his high school yearbook photo to woo women with giant yellow claws growing out of their backs.