Friday Double Feature - Canabis Cup / Carnage Cup III

Ah, big cups of crap, is there anything you can't sell?

Elevator Movie

"So, how was the movie?"

"It has its ups and its downs."

The Killing Gene

It turns out that Gene, the guy who made some of you fat, is now killing people.

My question to everyone who studies guys named Gene (Gene-itucussts) is this: When will they find the Gene that makes you irresistible to kittens?

Bruce Nauman: Make Me Think

Never had a thought before? Bruce Nauman can help!

Beau Brummell - This Charming Man

If you're so charming, why do I want to slap that look off your face?

Friday Double Feature - I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With / I Want to Destroy America

It is good to want things.

Fanny

Fanny Butts is in arrears! She is way behind in preparing her rump roast! We can only hope her ass of a husband doesn't moon over her problems.