Stupid Teenagers Must Die!

Looks like no one read the fine print on the No Child Left Behind Act.

Friday Double Feature - Bikini Bloodbath / Dead Boys

Why is it I feel kind of icky seeing headless women on cover art, yet I think it is pretty cool seeing dead emo boys?

Bad Meat

Why don't they just call this movie "entertainment botulism?"

Grizzly Rage

I understand the bear was really into method acting and listened to a lot of Eminem to get into the right frame of rage.

Cruel World

I bet everyone who returns this to the rental place goes, "Goodbye, Cruel World."

Cave Girl

I love how in prehistoric times, the ancient people could still give someone a perm.

Friday Double Feature - Blood Monkey / Fire Serpent

Oh, if only biologists stopped naming animals and let the movie producers take over....