A Tale of Two Pizzas

It was the best of pepperoni, it was the worst of pepperoni...

I count five... six... SEVEN people on the cover and NO PIZZAS! Whatever happened to truth in advertising?

Iron Palm in 100 Days

Day 1 - replace the tip of your right pinky with an iron prosthetic.

Day 2 - replace the tip of your right ring finger with an iron prosthetic.

Day 2 - replace the tip of your right middle finger with an iron prosthetic.

etc.

Titanic in a Tub

Some poor overweight kid is upset because now the school bullies call him "Titanic in a Tub." Thanks, evil toy boat manufacturers for giving the bullies that idea.

Babes in Kong Land

The little-known sequel to Babes in Toyland did not do well at the box office.

Curious Kitty

Imagine the twist ending where curiosity does indeed kill the cat.

Ballet Boot Camp Stretch

The Armed forces apparently take ballet.

Potty Training in One Day

Because of increasing iliteracy rates, no longer will we read books while sitting on the crapper. Now we will only watch movies! Thank you technology!