Friday Double Feature - Cheerleader Ninjas / Ninja Cheerleaders

I honestly don't know who to root for.

Vampire Secrets

Most interesting fact learned: Vampires secretly like to be tickled.

Gym Teacher - The Movie

By channeling the greatest pain of your life, you can draw on it to make watered-down family fare.

Patrick

Ah, St. Patrick, your life was not beer and skittles like we all thought.

Fat Head

They say if you watch enough movies, you will see your own story
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Kinky Cannibal Double Feature - Cannibal Doctor / Dinner for Two

Oh, you kinky cannibals! You've been neglected by movies for so long and now all of a sudden you get a double feature. You go!

Universal Remote

Another film inspired by household appliances. I eagerly await, the follow-up movie, Satellite Radio Receiver.