I Wanna Be a Beauty Queen

Good luck with that, my friend.

The Whoopee Boys

This is my brother's favorite movie of all time.

He's special.

Friday Double Feature National Lampoon's Senior Skip Day / National Lampoon's Cattle Call

National Lampoon, I am ashamed to confess that I once confused you with the Harvard Lampoon.

Fine Dead Girls

Johnny thought that craigslist ad was a mataphor for something. Surprise!

Wonder Pets!: Save the Nursery Rhyme!

Television characters decide to fight childhood illiteracy. The irony should be obvious.

Moola

This udderly fascinating moooovie milks the audience and raises the steaks at the same time by featuring "cud"delly cows.

Drainiac

There's a Drainiac, a Drainiac on the floor.
And he's draining like he's never drained before.