Never Cry Werewolf

When I see this cover, all I can think is, "That beast must have REALLY bad breath!"

Johnny Legend Presents Blonde Mania

Who needs a zombie attack when there are BLONDS ON THE LOOSE!

Fish Tales

"I once saw a movie and it was thiiiiiis good!"

"Grandpa, stop lying."

Baby Blues

Brought to you by the people who wrote H.R. Geiger's Guide to Natural Childbirth.

Friday Double Feature - 13 Game of Death / 13 Hours in a Warehouse

Ah, the number 13... Is there anything you can't sell?

The Herdsman

Ah, there is nothing quite as beautiful as the love between a herdsman and his horse.

Vanaja

Oh, how I pity the poor dumb frat boy who picks up this film, thinking the title is really pronounced, "Va-jay-jay."

Trade

So, what will you give me for this DVD? Good trade, huh?

Watch Me

Hmmmm... should I watch this one?