Friday Double Feature - Canabis Cup / Carnage Cup III

Ah, big cups of crap, is there anything you can't sell?

Elevator Movie

"So, how was the movie?"

"It has its ups and its downs."

The Killing Gene

It turns out that Gene, the guy who made some of you fat, is now killing people.

My question to everyone who studies guys named Gene (Gene-itucussts) is this: When will they find the Gene that makes you irresistible to kittens?

Bruce Nauman: Make Me Think

Never had a thought before? Bruce Nauman can help!

Beau Brummell - This Charming Man

If you're so charming, why do I want to slap that look off your face?

Friday Double Feature - I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With / I Want to Destroy America

It is good to want things.

Fanny

Fanny Butts is in arrears! She is way behind in preparing her rump roast! We can only hope her ass of a husband doesn't moon over her problems.

Bat without Wings

There must be some sort of translation error, because a bat without wings is what we call a butt ugly rat.

Abe's Tomb

Abraham Lincoln seems to be more of a Baberaham Lincoln in this picture.

14 Women

Oh look! A documentary about all the ladies in high school who spurned my love.

Friday Double Feature - Puzzle / The Riddle

Will Shortz - puzzle master for NPR or Asian action hero?

Truly, this is the riddle.

Brutal Massacre - A Comedy

Brought to you by the wacky wacky people who made School Shooting - A Musical.

Aspiring Psychopath

It is good to have goals.

Mushroom

You know why they are all clumped together on the DVD cover, right? Because there isn't mush room. Ba-dum-bum! I can't help it, I'm just a fungi. Thank you! I'll be here for the next two weeks! Tip your waitress.

The Cry

Some days you need a good cry. This probably isn't going to do it for you.

Friday Double Feature - American Guys / The Secret Lives of Girls

Guys... Girls... WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ALONG???!!!!

Wasted

Ach, this film had so much potential.

Noise

Christopher Nolan directs his version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, but edits it so it plays in reverse-chronological order. The result is a Grinch who starts out loving Christmas, but ends up complaining about the Noise Noise Noise.

Evil Behind You

Remember when someone would tap your shoulder opposite them so you would turn the wrong way? EVIL!