Tuesday, February 26, 2008

13 Tzameti


13 Tzameti jumpin' on the bed. One fell off and bumped its head. Mama called the Doctor, the Doctor said. That's what you get for jumpin' on the bed.

12Tzameti jumpin' on the bed....

An Orphan on the Streets - The Watch


Maybe in theory the idea of a kid with a comb-over might have been heart-warming. But in execution, it just looks silly.

Monday, February 25, 2008

The Advanced Calculus 2 Tutor


Seriously, if you've made it all the way to Advanced Calculus 2, do you really need a four-DVD set to help you along?

The Blood Shed


Puh-leeese! The cover reads, "Just your average, inbred, hillbilly, cannibal family," as opposed to your above average inbred, hillbilly, cannibal family. Come on, people! Strive for excellence in everything you do!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Monday, February 18, 2008

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Crazy Sexy Cancer


Please do not perpetuate the idea that the only way to be crazy sexy is to get cancer.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Self-Help!


It says something about the movie when my first reaction is, "Why is there a hyphen between 'self' and 'help'?"

Friday, February 8, 2008

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Making Gel Candles


I just have this mental image of a skeezy person buying a DVD from "The Gel Queen" and being horribly disappointed.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Scrape Therapy


Any horrible-sounding word or phrase can apparently be attached to the word "therapy" now. I anxiously await the DVDs of "Sprained-Ankle Therapy," "Poop-Yourself Therapy," and "Let-Me-Punch-You-in-the-Mouth Therapy."