Ants - Tarantulas Double Feature

How often have you found yourself in this position:

"I want to watch a movie about killer ants!"

"But I want to watch a movie about killer tarantulas!"

Now there is a solution to your problem.

Caring for You Cockatiel

I inherited a flock of cockatiels from my crazy ol' uncle, how do I take care of them?

13 Tzameti

13 Tzameti jumpin' on the bed. One fell off and bumped its head. Mama called the Doctor, the Doctor said. That's what you get for jumpin' on the bed.

12Tzameti jumpin' on the bed....

An Orphan on the Streets - The Watch

Maybe in theory the idea of a kid with a comb-over might have been heart-warming. But in execution, it just looks silly.

The Advanced Calculus 2 Tutor

Seriously, if you've made it all the way to Advanced Calculus 2, do you really need a four-DVD set to help you along?

The Blood Shed

Puh-leeese! The cover reads, "Just your average, inbred, hillbilly, cannibal family," as opposed to your above average inbred, hillbilly, cannibal family. Come on, people! Strive for excellence in everything you do!

Matrimony

Conservative pundits shudder as the war against traditional marriage decides to take it up a notch.

Boy Eats Girl

Because the world needs more cannibal romantic comedies...

Barn of the Naked Dead

"Clem! We's got ourselves a bunch o' naked dead!"

"Put 'em in the barn with the others."

Chainsaw Sally

I think if Weird Al did a version of Mustang Sally, it might be something like this.

You Can Be Free!! If you want to...

So... what is your net worth?

Um... nuthin.

Well, then YOU CAN BE FREE!! IF YOU WANT TO...

Crazy Sexy Cancer

Please do not perpetuate the idea that the only way to be crazy sexy is to get cancer.

Self-Help!

It says something about the movie when my first reaction is, "Why is there a hyphen between 'self' and 'help'?"

The Stressbusters Collection - Laugh Through Life with Loretta Laroche

Yes, Loretta Laroche, everyone is laughing with you. Not at you.

Stress, Anxiety, and Depression - MyTherapySession.com

This DVD got one thing right - charge for a full hour of therapy, but only deliver 50 minutes.

Romeo and Juliet: A Monkey's Tale

Looks like those million monkeys on typewriters finally finished their masterpiece.

Vegan Cooking for Animal Lovers

Vegetarians and vegans, when you try to make vegetables taste like meat, you are really admitting that meat tastes better.

Making Gel Candles

I just have this mental image of a skeezy person buying a DVD from "The Gel Queen" and being horribly disappointed.

How Clean is Your House?

The Bee Gees asked, "How Deep is Your Love, is Your Love, How Deep is Your Love?"

Kim and Aggie ask, "How Clean is Your House, is Your House, How Clean is Your House?"

Cockfighters: The Interviews

Behold the special kind of love that only exists between a man and his rooster.

Scrape Therapy

Any horrible-sounding word or phrase can apparently be attached to the word "therapy" now. I anxiously await the DVDs of "Sprained-Ankle Therapy," "Poop-Yourself Therapy," and "Let-Me-Punch-You-in-the-Mouth Therapy."