Friday, November 30, 2007

Writing a Great Research Paper - Plagiarism & Other Pitfalls


Researchers everywhere cried at the tragic twist ending when it is revealed that plagiarism is wrong.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Don't Torture a Duckling


PETA goes on a rampage and decides to kill all humans who have ever thought anything other than cute and fuzzy thoughts towards members of the animal kingdom. Their mantra, "Don't Torture a Duckling" is invoked every time they torture a person.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Human Side of Lean Manufacturing


It's people! The secret to lean manufacturing is people!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Discover How to Install and Configure Firefox for an Incredible Internet Experience


I will save you $15.00 and 29 minutes. 1) Download Firefox. 2) Double-click the installer. 3) Throw your hands up in the air like a supermodel achieving a fleeting moment of intellectual victory.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Crack Heads Gone Wild!


Seriously, do you want to see naked crack heads?

No. No you do not.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Cheney's Tommorow Never Comes


A harrowing quail hunting trip with the vice president results in a product advertised as Mind-Numbingly Bad. Only in politics.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Chinese Massage: Ear Massage


After a tense day of running, lifting, or straining all of my muscles, the first thing that comes to mind is, naturally, a nice, relaxing ear massage.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Mejor Del Chapulin Colorado 9



I had no idea Bumblebee Man on the Simpsons was based on a real person. I wish he were happier about it.